"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.